YLNT Beat!: Jordan, Jesse GO!
J&J get the communicatrix card treatment. Awesome!
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It’s your birthday
It’s your birthday
It’s your birthday today!
We slice roast beef in the restroom
We hope that you like that
We slice roast beef in the restroom
We hope that you like that
The song could go on 35 minutes
You’re not really sure
But that’s the way it goes
When you’re watching a baby ride a dog
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12!
13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22!
23! 24! 25! 26! 27! 28! 29! 30! 31! 32!
33! 34! 35! 36! 37! 38!
from “Baby on a Dog Wishes You a Happy Birthday”
Lyrics compiled, brilliantly, by Yanik Magnan.
“RE: the restrooms at “Baby on a Dog”: $10 bills in the urinals. Tough decision. Grab the cash though and get a free dessert!” —
Lots of fresh ideas coming out of the YLNT Brain Tryst.
Slice off a juicy thick one at Baby on a Dog!
Every restroom (mens’ and ladies’) at Baby on a Dog, YLNT’s flagship eatery comes equipped with its very own ill-placed carving station.
The friendly gent pictured above is Mikey, who’d be only so happy to cut you a piece and chat about his unemployable gay nephew while you move your bowels.
Excellent work on the promotional inserts, WMichaelCarter!
A nice encapsulation of many of the themes of our most recent episode, Guaranteed Morrie.
In fact, if Estelle isn’t available, J McC might be a good face for our retirement community.
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“Of course, the format died, although MiniDiscs are still used for recording, and probably by retro hipsters on fixie trikes, wearing fashionable faux comb-overs along with their old tech.” — Charlie Sorrel, dropping some primo Early Bird references on Wired’s Gadget Lab. Nice.
“Listening to You Look Nice Today and I’ve figured out what me next Halloween costume will be, a sexy hobo!!!!! Best costume ever!!!!” — Charles Davis, singlehandedly blowing open the untapped market for filthy, cork-bearded men in fishnets. Well played, sir. [re]