Devvyn models The Matlock
thequickone19 shows one of the many looks and styles a young gentleman might affect in the service of keeping it geri at Early Bird, bro!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! (the YLNT Hair Conditioner)
This product, along with an array of not-unpleasantly scented pomades and hair jellies, is exactly the type of toiletry you may find at our newly-opened retail outlet, Early Bird.
Thanks for the mockup, Mixed Spleens!
Pictured: YLNT-branded goods owned by @dmoren, @nevenmrgan, @cjereneta, and @seoulbrother.
YLNT will be announcing their first retail boutique soon. Fashion accessories makers from around the world are as excited as we are to bring geriatric fashion trends to hipsters.
More details soon!
Who is Karl Van Hœt?
“Speaking of carnations, @EffingBoring and @phylhrmnix created a scene of their own, celebrating their joint You Look Nice Today White Carnation / Anal Fisting Award.”
Probably not THE nerdiest… by EffingBoring
O, @EffingBoring: You had us at “yellow belt.”
Find out why this young lady handily took home the coveted White Carnation in the latest YLNT episode, “Truck Spank.”
@hotdogsladies has skin in the game, as does Our Beloved Sandwich.
Now go! Make thine own!
Joel Grey as Chiun, the old Korean man in Remo Williams (1985)
“I wear grasses… so that I may see more.”
Guns N’ Roses - “November Rain”
Because nothing lasts forever.