You Look Nice Today

YLNT Beat!: Jordan, Jesse GO!J&J get the communicatrix card...

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:36:24 -0700

YLNT Beat!: Jordan, Jesse GO!

J&J get the communicatrix card treatment. Awesome!

"It’s your birthdayIt’s your birthdayIt’s your birthday today! We slice roast..."

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:10:38 -0700

“

It’s your birthday
It’s your birthday
It’s your birthday today!

We slice roast beef in the restroom
We hope that you like that
We slice roast beef in the restroom
We hope that you like that

The song could go on 35 minutes
You’re not really sure
But that’s the way it goes
When you’re watching a baby ride a dog

1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12!
13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22!
23! 24! 25! 26! 27! 28! 29! 30! 31! 32!
33! 34! 35! 36! 37! 38!

”

- from “Baby on a Dog Wishes You a Happy Birthday”
Lyrics compiled, brilliantly, by Yanik Magnan.

"RE: the restrooms at “Baby on a Dog”: $10 bills in the urinals. Tough decision. Grab the..."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:00:00 -0700

“RE: the restrooms at “Baby on a Dog”: $10 bills in the urinals. Tough decision. Grab the cash though and get a free dessert!”

- —Brian DeHamer
Lots of fresh ideas coming out of the YLNT Brain Tryst.

Slice off a juicy thick one at Baby on a Dog!Every restroom...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:04:00 -0700

Slice off a juicy thick one at Baby on a Dog!

Every restroom (mens’ and ladies’) at Baby on a Dog, YLNT’s flagship eatery comes equipped with its very own ill-placed carving station.

The friendly gent pictured above is Mikey, who’d be only so happy to cut you a piece and chat about his unemployable gay nephew while you move your bowels.

Excellent work on the promotional inserts, WMichaelCarter!

Waits Said NoA nice encapsulation of many of the themes of our...

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:14:18 -0700

Waits Said No

A nice encapsulation of many of the themes of our most recent episode, Guaranteed Morrie.

In fact, if Estelle isn’t available, J McC might be a good face for our retirement community.

Always Wear GlovesLearn more about Adam’s special skills in You...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:36:00 -0700

Always Wear Gloves

Learn more about Adam’s special skills in You Look Nice Today Episode 4, “Peak Hair”.

Tom Waits - “On The Nickel” (on Late Nite,...

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:35:41 -0700

Tom Waits - “On The Nickel” (on Late Nite, 1983-12-21)

Please note that Tom Waits is NOT a spokesman for the YLNT-branded family of Rehab Hospitals/Hospices/Funeral Homes.

He is, however, an American treasure who’s inarguably one of the most gifted artists of his generation.

Mr. Waits also has consistently awesome hair.

Scott’s House

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:20:30 -0700

Scott’s House

"Of course, the format died, although MiniDiscs are still used for recording, and probably by retro..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:25:30 -0700

“Of course, the format died, although MiniDiscs are still used for recording, and probably by retro hipsters on fixie trikes, wearing fashionable faux comb-overs along with their old tech.”

- Charlie Sorrel, dropping some primo Early Bird references on Wired’s Gadget Lab. Nice.

"Listening to You Look Nice Today and I’ve figured out what me next Halloween costume will be,..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:03:21 -0700

“Listening to You Look Nice Today and I’ve figured out what me next Halloween costume will be, a sexy hobo!!!!! Best costume ever!!!!”

- Charles Davis, singlehandedly blowing open the untapped market for filthy, cork-bearded men in fishnets. Well played, sir. [re]

Devvyn models The Matlockthequickone19 shows one of the many...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:41:09 -0700

Devvyn models The Matlock

thequickone19 shows one of the many looks and styles a young gentleman might affect in the service of keeping it geri at Early Bird, bro!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! (the YLNT Hair Conditioner)This product,...

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:08:25 -0700

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! (the YLNT Hair Conditioner)

This product, along with an array of not-unpleasantly scented pomades and hair jellies, is exactly the type of toiletry you may find at our newly-opened retail outlet, Early Bird.

Thanks for the mockup, Mixed Spleens!

YLNT AccessoriesPictured: YLNT-branded goods owned by @dmoren,...

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:39:14 -0700

YLNT Accessories

Pictured: YLNT-branded goods owned by @dmoren, @nevenmrgan, @cjereneta, and @seoulbrother.

Jarvs Specs NecklaceYLNT will be announcing their first retail...

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:52:19 -0700

Jarvs Specs Necklace

YLNT will be announcing their first retail boutique soon. Fashion accessories makers from around the world are as excited as we are to bring geriatric fashion trends to hipsters.

More details soon!

Who is Karl Van Hœt?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:38:12 -0700

Who is Karl Van Hœt?

“Speaking of carnations, @EffingBoring and @phylhrmnix...

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:37:33 -0700

“Speaking of carnations, @EffingBoring and @phylhrmnix created a scene of their own, celebrating their joint You Look Nice Today White Carnation / Anal Fisting Award.”

—Remiel

Probably not THE nerdiest… by EffingBoringO,...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:10:04 -0700

Probably not THE nerdiest… by EffingBoring

O, @EffingBoring: You had us at “yellow belt.”

Find out why this young lady handily took home the coveted White Carnation in the latest YLNT episode, “Truck Spank.”

What’s Your Latte Name?@hotdogsladies has skin in the...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:13:00 -0700

What’s Your Latte Name?

@hotdogsladies has skin in the game, as does Our Beloved Sandwich.

Now go! Make thine own!

Joel Grey as Chiun, the old Korean man in Remo Williams...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:34:17 -0700

Joel Grey as Chiun, the old Korean man in Remo Williams (1985)

“I wear grasses… so that I may see more.”

Guns N’ Roses - “November Rain”Because nothing lasts forever.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:38:03 -0700

Guns N’ Roses - “November Rain”

Because nothing lasts forever.